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| Q: What do you call a cat whos joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!... more
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