| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Who was the most powerful cat in China ?Chairman Miaow !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are black cats such good singers?Theyre very mewsical.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !... more
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