| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why do tomcats fight ?Because they like raising a stink !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why do cats chase birds ?For a lark !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?Im paw !... more
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