| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Whats the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: Theyre purr-fect!... more
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