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| Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !... more
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| What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !... more
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| What do you say if you meet a toad ? Warts new !... more
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| What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !... more
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| 5. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !... more
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| 6. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.... more
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| Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !... more
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| What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!... more
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| What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !... more
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| What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !... more
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