| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What looks like half a cat ?The other half !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I cant believe what... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Whats a cats favorite food? - A: Petatoes!... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why did the cat sleep under the car ?Because she wanted to wake up oily !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?Shes got that down in the mouth look !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !... more
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