| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When the cats away.....?The house smells better !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!... more
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