| 1. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.... more
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| What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!... more
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| 3. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?A: Unhoppy!!... more
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| 4. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !... more
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| 5. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !... more
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| 6. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.... more
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| 7. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !... more
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| 8. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| What happens if you eat a hot frog ? Youll croak in no time !... more
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| 9. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.... more
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| Why was the frog down in the mouth ?He was un hoppy !... more
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