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| A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I cant believe what... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!... more
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