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| There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch... more
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| Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more
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| 3. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more
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| A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have yo... more
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| 7. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more
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| 8. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls t... more
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| 9. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!... more
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| 10. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The... more
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