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| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop h... more
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