| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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