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| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
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| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
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| 4. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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