| 1. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
|
| 2. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
|
| 4. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
|
| 5. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
|
| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
|
| 9. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesnt therell be a very big splash.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
|