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| Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.... more
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| What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more
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| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
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| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
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| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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