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| Which burger is famous for a long nose?Cyrano de Burgerac!... more
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| How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!... more
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| Which is the meat patties least favourite day of the week?Fry-day!... more
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| Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?No, you should eat your fingers separately!... more
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| 5. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?When somebody says, Well done!... more
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| 6. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Make it with blue cheese!... more
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| Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out t... more
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| 8. | Category: Burger jokes  |
| Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?The Cincinnati Reds -because theyre the Big Bread Mac... more
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| What old-time song is the burgers favourite?Hammy - as sung by Al Jolson!... more
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| Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold?BITING humour!... more
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