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| How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?They chew the fat.... more
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| What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold... more
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| Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!... more
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| When do burgers quit their jobs?The day they decide to meat LOAF!... more
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| Who was the burgers favourite all-time movie director?Sizzle B. DeMille!... more
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| Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?Theyre great at the plate!... more
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| What old-time song is the burgers favourite?Hammy - as sung by Al Jolson!... more
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| Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?He wanted to know how it... more
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| Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because its a FAST food!... more
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| Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows - maybe theyre picklish!... more
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