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| "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stopdrinking, smoking and running around until... more
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| 2. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?A: She screws you two nights in a row.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. Thephysician prescribes suppositories, but when i... more
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| 4. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?... more
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| 5. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?A: They are both substitute meats.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, Ill only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?... more
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| 7. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Question: Whats the difference between sin and shame?Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but its a shame to pull it out.... more
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| Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesnt? A: Her navel.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.... more
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