|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 04/01/2009 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety."Private," the officer said, "Im recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses.""Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!" | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Dirty Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with ever... more
| | 2. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: Its not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.... more
| | 3. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and McDonalds?A: A blonde serves more people in a night.... more
| | 4. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?... more
| | 5. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: What do men and sperm have in common?A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.... more
| | 6. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed... more
| | 7. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?A: You dont, you see if youve got 3 condoms.... more
| | 8. | Category: Dirty jokes | | A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "Thats 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I dont need tacks,... more
| | 9. | Category: Dirty jokes | | A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly nextto the barber chair, while her dad gets h... more
| | 10. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.... more
|
|
|
