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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 24/07/2008 | | Views: | 9 | | | | Joke: | Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him.Apparently, just to anger him. | | | |
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