| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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