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| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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