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Category:Birthday jokes
Date Added:06/11/2008
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Joke:Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But Ive got a nice teapot.Helen: No you havent. Ive just dropped it.
 
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