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| What did you get for your birthday? Another year!... more
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2... more
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| 5. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h... more
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| 6. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!... more
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| 7. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| What is an elfs favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!... more
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
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| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more
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