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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more
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| Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never... more
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| Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more
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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!... more
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| "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"... more
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| Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me s... more
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| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more
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