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| Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more
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| Why wont anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!... more
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| How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more
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| 4. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old... more
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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more
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| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its... more
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| 9. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After b... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more
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