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| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more
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| "Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch... more
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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa... more
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| A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of... more
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| Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!... more
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| Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!... more
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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more
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| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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