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| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 2. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| 3. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more
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| 4. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!... more
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| 5. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more
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| 6. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbin... more
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| 7. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!... more
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| 9. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more
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