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| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday... more
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| Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!... more
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| Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!... more
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| How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more
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| Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead.... more
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| Did you hear about the time Eddys sister tried to make a birthday cake ?The candles melted in the oven.... more
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| "Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch... more
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| Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
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