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| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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