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| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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