| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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