| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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