| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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