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| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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