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| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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