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| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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