| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
|
| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
|
| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
|
| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
|
| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
|
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
|
