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| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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