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| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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