| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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