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| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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