| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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