| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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