| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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