| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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