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| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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