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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is."... more
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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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