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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten ti... more
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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