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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been e... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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