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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is."... more
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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